Summary
WHAT better advice to those who find themselves in a hole than to stop digging? This was my instant response to the appearance of my dear friend Sir Thomas of the Sheridans on Celebrity Big Brother.
Surrounded by a "glamour" model, a Jackson whose face made her brother Michael's look human, and a woman whose main claim to fame is that she once played keepy-uppy with Sven-Goran Viking's b****, Sir Thomas looked like he'd rather be in an SSP meeting. What other than the need to keep wife and wean fed and watered, could have made him do something so daft?See the full content of this document
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Alan Taylor's Diary
My knight that's shining bright
A HAWK-EYED reader says that last weekend I dubbed Harold Pinter a knight when actually he refused to accept such an honour on a point of principle. I know where this reader is coming from. Like a lot of misguided people, he seems to believe that gongs may only be awarded by Queen Tupperware on the recommendation of whoever is PeeEm. This...See the full content of this document
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